A Knight Like Any Other Night

Word play intended.


I was trying to get some sleep when flew open the door of my room and Genya stood on my bed with me curled up in the cold. He jumped around and shook me alert.

"What the hell?"

"Let's go to McDonald's!" He said, jumping up and down again.

It was 1 o'clock in the morning.


another night...


"I can't eat this anymore. I'm sick of it." Genya said.

"What is it?" I said.

"Udon and some meat. Eat my meat."

Me: O.o


another night....

Mark imitated some old British woman speaking and by God it was hilarious.

He said, "Oh! It's ma'am as in ham, not mum as in farm!"


Funny shit they are.